12-11-2016, 02:22 PM
Hello everyone,
I am acting CEO of Comcast Communications. Uncapping is permitted, please pay for the service when you can afford it. Thank you. Coax forever. Fuck fiber unless it's underwater, then we're screwed. Nothing to fear. No legal repercussions will be enacted by the company. Pay when you have the ability to do so. We want you to prosper and smile and most importantly SURF REAL FAST!
-C. Colin Applegate
NSA Director GSA35,0
CEO Comcast Communications
CEO Applegate Consulting LLC
AUTHORIZED BY THE PRESIDENT
I am acting CEO of Comcast Communications. Uncapping is permitted, please pay for the service when you can afford it. Thank you. Coax forever. Fuck fiber unless it's underwater, then we're screwed. Nothing to fear. No legal repercussions will be enacted by the company. Pay when you have the ability to do so. We want you to prosper and smile and most importantly SURF REAL FAST!
-C. Colin Applegate
NSA Director GSA35,0
CEO Comcast Communications
CEO Applegate Consulting LLC
AUTHORIZED BY THE PRESIDENT